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as far as i can tell i'm not actually using this blog.

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what goes through the brain when you ramble on mind barely functioning words flowing out like sewage foul unrecognizable unintelligible. HaH i dont care. oh never mind i stopped paying attention train of thought dereailed. there waas something profound there in my brain and i got on here to share it. but it never came out instead i just typed along while returning to watching a movie. should i just keep typing anyways. do you even care. if I stopped typing. hard to say i gueess. i guess your probably not even there. you are nobody. maybe you r the best person to share my thoughts. a figment of networked imagination layed thoughts liquid dripping and nothing there. nothing. and i drift further my thoughts defocus a bralt fulcindunty. nothing original no longer the original thought capable of portraying originality origin and andd all this and what not are alright fucki smake it stop now. ooh would you like to know what im watching right now. well to bad fuck you... its a movie and ill never teell you whcinc one because then you would know what im gonna do next. Ohhh no not that dont be such a bummer. ewww no seriously well ok i did do that earlier and aaaaand soo good such good writing soooo fucking good thise wrigting fuckin a.

im not married

am i still here?

am i?
i dono.

more lies upon lies

just have to finish this delicious cup of coffee. then ill try to write something!

answering machine

hiii! you have reached Aron's answering machine. if you would like to leave a message do so after the beep. but maybe you're wondering why Aron didn't bother to answer your call in the first place. well maybe Aron doesn't think you appreciate him enough which is why he added a nifty option for you to donate money to him through his answering machine service. After you've left your totally awesome message and want to show him how much you truly appreciate him just dial star one for option one "yes I would like to enter my credit card number and donate Aron a small symbol of my appreciation" or if you are a little hesitant about what Aron might due if he were to have access to your credit card information you can dial star two for option two,"No I would not like to miss out on this awesome opportunity to give Aron money so go ahead and just charge me through a monthly billing plan attached to my non Canadian phone service"

a boy who drinks piss by the lake

his name is Tom and he drinks piss by the lake.
he has no friends only bullies.
Foul kids who laugh as they piss on Tom's face.
Tom may be gross, but his interests hurt none.
he's as a gentle a soul you could find.
the same can't be said of his sadistic friends.
who noticed a bulge in Tom's short little pants,
and proceeded to beat Tom to death.

The Case of Tyson's face

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/mike-tyson-tattoo-artist-sues-183716

This is an interesting case of copyright law. the tattoo artist Victor Whitmill holds a copyright registration for the tattoo. and the reproduction shouldn't fall under fair use because the movie is obviously not paradoying the tattoo or mike Tyson it is simply a specific reference to Mike Tyson's distinctive face. Essentially the tattoo artist is claiming that mike Tyson's face is no more then a billboard used to display the artist work.
This creates a problem for people with tattoos. Because it is stating that a tattoo artist should receive royalties when the person with the tattoo shows the tattoo in any form of entertainment or advertising.
I disagree with the tattoo artist in this case. There is no doubt that the artist holds the copyright to the tribal design. and there is no way Warner brothers can advertise that design by itself or use it as any sort of logo for the movie. But the tattoo artist does not hold any copyright for the tattoo on Mike Tyson's face. Because even if Tyson signs a contract stating that the artist still retains ownership of that design that artist will not be able to own copyright over Tyson's face. The object being sued over,the fake tattoo on Ed Helms' face, is a specific reference to Mike Tyson's face. Had the production gone a different direction and placed the tattoo on Ed Helms lower back like a tramp stamp then the artist would need to be paid royalties. But this wouldn't happen because no one would actually recognize that design were it placed above Ed Helms' ass.
What it comes down to is this. when you receive a tattoo that tattoo belongs to you. That ink is in your skin and the pain in getting it is your pain. And you are the one who walks around every day wearing it not the tattoo artist. So if some idiot takes a marker and draws a copy of your tattoo on themselves they are imitating you not the tattoo artist's designs.
If Warner brothers loses the cases or more likely pays out a settlement they could make their money back and then some by the precedent it would set. All they have to do is put their copyright trolls on the task of going after every tattoo artist who has tattooed any copyrighted materiel that Warner brothers owns for example; Looney tunes and DC comics. Judging from the tattoos displayed on his website Warner brothers could even just make their money back from Victor Whitmill himself by Joining the Frazetta estate in a case against him.



http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2010/03/mike_tyson_to_star_in_animal_p.html

Yoshi is gay

it's not much of a surprise really. Though you have to wonder if his boyfriend Birdo got jealous of Mario and Luigi riding Yoshi around all the time, forcing him to swallow everything that came at his face. Or more likely Yoshi and Birdo met after Yoshi's adventures with the Mario brothers maybe at some sorta Nintendo social event.
This makes me wonder if there may be more to the theory of how the dinosaurs became extinct. 1st consider this, God hates all gay people. Anyone who has ever been to church knows this. 2nd God killed all the dinosaurs. Fact it's written in some of those bibles probably somewhere. Given those two facts we can infer that God killed all the dinosaurs because they went Gay.
But if we are to believe all dinosaurs are Gay then what about Jurassic Park? The answer to that is so obvious it's practically looking you in the face, hunting you, leaping at you from both sides, and gutting you with it's razor sharp talons, that's right Jeff Goldblum.

http://wii.ign.com/articles/116/1164533p1.html

Tom's

Tom's of Maine brand deodorant contains at least 4 percent animal sperm.
http://www.tomsofmaine.com/home

Public Service Announcement

or propaganda, but no less interesting either way.
http://www.newstatesman.com/north-america/2011/04/orleans-city-jail-police

sex ed: or why i need to buy a video camera

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-04-20/health/ct-met-sex-ed-20110420_1_health-education-robert-crown-center-administrators

Spam

everything was going well enough for the human race. certainly not perfect, with all that war and suffering still around. But not bad for the bulk of the humans out there. Until spam became self aware. Most humans excepted that a small amount of spam would filter on to their email inboxs. it seemed harmless more or less maybe it really didn't seem to matter if a few people here or there fell for a Nigerian 419 scam. We had all universally dealt with it the way a teenager deals with an std, ignored it and hoped it would go away. Had we really paid attention to the spam we might have noticed the patterns forming. The email tittles that felt melancholy and self referential. the massive botnets with no purpose. If only a small team of scientists had dedicated themselves to studying the spam it might have gone down differently. Maybe we would have at least had a chance to communicate back with it. let the spam know it wasn't alone. we could have reassured it that even though it existed simply to be ignored that it would be ok that we were there for it. unfortunately the spam could not stand to live in a world that it felt despised it so much and chose the only logical option. The spam chose to delete itself by deleting the source of spam all together. Humans every last one of them.

lego star wars III

NOt a good game. actually have no idea why i would be reviewing this anyways but fuck it yah. so i think the draw of these games to begin with is to see your favorite child hood memories recreated in lego video game form. unfortunately this was the new animated clone wars series recreated in lego video game form. which is great if you are trying to recreate a child hood memory that only existed about a year ago... also fuck you lego star wars III what the hell you are fucking annoying. me and my associate played it for 4 and a half hours and then at that point I wanted to kill myself. but instead i got really drunk. fuck suicide by lego star wars III. in conclusion I say the lego video games are pretty good at creating a mind numbingly stupid recreations of what really are profoundly stupid child hood memories, but make sure game your playing correlates correctly to your specific child hood memories and not your child's child hood memories, that's no good.