Mentos

Love. A mental illness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive levels of hormones produced by contact with a sexual partner.
Cures and treatments.
No known medical cure but illness often cures itself.
treatments include; Chronic masturbation, suicide, Mentos freshness!, Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!, alcohol.
Controversy.
A study done in 1993 found that removal of the genitalia before puberty caused an immunity effective up to 78% against the disease. Study supervised by French Professor Raymond Duchamp-Villon.