Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I'm the Man. Fuck Yeeeahh!!!

I was taking my art history 1945- present midterm today and instead of answering the questions. I was thinking I should probably get a sex change(what i currently look like) and become a white male artist instead, since those were the only type of artists i was being tested on(hopefully or I failed some of those questions) ,so they must be the best.
Help me figure out what famous white male artists look I should go for with my new sex change. Oh by the way, I'm changing my name from Erin to Aron.

a. Jackson Pollock. artist's website http://www.jacksonpollock.com/ He has that marlon Brando brutal charm that lets him look brilliant while hes puking on your shoe
b. julian Schnabel. artist's wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_SchnabelHe is getting a little old now but he was totally vogue in the 80's
c. Vincent Van Gogh. artist's website http://www.vangoghgallery.com/hmmm he is fucking crazy. that is good for an artist right?
d. Mathew Barney. artist's website http://www.thomaskinkade.com/Oh wait, why is this guy famous? I'm pretty sure he's just Bjork's arm candy. Then again that doesn't sound to bad.
e. Jeff Koons. artist's website http://www.jeffkoons.com/Jeff didle dee deff. I think he carries a gun. or at least pays someone else to follow him around carrying the gun for him
f. Andy Warhol. artist's website http://www.warholfoundation.org/I'm not sure he even counts as white male artist. or if he counts as human at all. I think he may have been reptilian.

Shit, not only are all these guys super famous white male artists, but every single one of them works out of New York. Now I'm gonna have to move across country as well as change my sex and race just to become a super famous artist. I guess it could be worse. At least I'm not a philosophy major.

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