worried about the future

first things first. i need to get pregnant. then worry about my boyfriend. then just blank out for a while. then realize i may have just seriously fucked college up for myself. which means i guess i have no future. but thats ok because im in the future. a future where not only im pregnant but it has also spread pregnancy to my girlfriend like a virus. which makes me worry about you. i really dont want you getting sick with my virus baby in you too. plus what if i have aids or hiv. oh god no fuck i better look up some good quotes. shit what if my mom read this.